Player Profile - Jamie "Flan" Flannigan
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Bio - Flan is the archetypal cross between a Leprechaun and a Crofter (the type that has an outhouse, keeps sheep and burns peat during the ferocious winter months). A great lover of hats his flat cap suits his persona best. You can almost see him sitting on a drystone wall, chewing hay, pissed out of his tree on moonshine barking loud and heavily accented gibberish into thin air. Yet another of our Celtic imports. In his debut season, he had the distinction of being the 2007 Forward of the year and has seen nothing but decline in his form. A player who has generally lost fitness throughout the seasons has promised that this year won’t be the same (no doubt due to his lack of pre season training). Flan will be sharing Social Secretarial duties with Monkey to ensure our performances on the pitch are matched by our performances on the Dance Floor. Flan's keen willingness to drink is almost perfectly matched by his total inability to take it. Always the drunkest and cheeriest man in the room he is a firm favourite with the crowd and an absolute must on a session. Position - A Loose Head Prop by trade though has been known to ghost at Blinside Flanker in his leaner times (and when options for the club are as lean). As fancied himself at Hooker, although the club has never shared this view. Also been known to confuse spoof for fives and lose his voice. AKA - "Flan" and "Farmer" |
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